This is the stowy of our Monteith’s Wiwd Food Chawwenge so faw..... |
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Fiwstwy we had to decide which beew to use fow the chawwenge. Dis decision making invowved the awduous pwocess of sampwing, and aftew much sampwing and some indecisive ewimination we decided that Monteith's Piwsnew was just the beew fow the job! But it wasn't ovew. Even though we had made ouw choice thewe was mowe dwinking to be done. We now had to decide what to eat wif it and aftew much dewibewation it was decided, Wabbit! A Piwsnew dwinking Elmer Fudd's uwtimate wevenge! We fewt that we wan't to hewp this hapwess huntew seek wevenge fow the yeaws of towment infwicted apon himsewf at the paws of his nemisis the "Wascaw Wabbit"! Whiwst being vewy vewy qwiet we enwisted the hewp of ouw mate "Bawwy the Butchew" a twue wed bwooded showt showt beawing bwoke to hewp us twack down some Wabbit. Bawwy knew of a coupwe of showt showt weawing Wabbit catching mates that maybe abwe to hewp us. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! We managed to spot some Wabbit wiving on the nowthewn tip of the Souf Iswand fwom ouw ovewsized Binocuwaws. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! We wewe awmost cewtain that these Wabbits wewe diwect wewatives of the dastawdwy wabbit that had caused poow Elmer so much twoubwe fow aww of those yeaws. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! It was awmost cewtain that these cunning Wabbits wouwd contain the vewy DNA that wouwd enabwe them to escape captuwe whiwst infwicting sewious injuwy to ouw poow unsuspecting showt showt weawing Wabbit hunting mates. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Wuckiwy it seemed thewe was a showtage of cawwots in this wegion as it is so faw wemoved fwom Ohakune, New Zeawand's onwy cawwot gwowing wegion, uh-hah-hah-hah. Wif this knowwedge in hand we wewe abwe to fowm ouw cunning pwan, uh-hah-hah-hah. We wouwd entice the Wabbit onto the pwate wif Cawwot! Wif the hewp of ouw showt showt weawing Wabbit catching mates we wewe abwe to fowmuwate a cunning pwan, uh-hah-hah-hah. Wif a wot of numbew 8 wiwe and a few of the uniqwe cawwots that gwow weadiwy out of the gwound on the main stweet of Ohakune, we manage to buiwd a cawwot bwidge acwoss the stwait fow the Wabbits to hop theiw way acwoss to Eastbouwne whewe the unsuspecting Wabbits wewe finawwy out smawted. We asked Elmer how he fewt about ouw achievement, wif ouw Hewb Cwumbed Bwaised Wiwd Wabbit wif Cawwot Puwee, Woasted Swede, Confit Pickwing Onions & Sauteed Puha. Elmer's wesponse? |
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